Let me set the scene...
I am home, job hunting because I am jobless. Hubby is home because he is sick...(mansick *coff*coff*)...
It's boring,there's nothing new on Seek.com that I have not already applied for.(Stupid economic crisis!)
next thing....
ratta tat a tat....tatta tata ratta tat..(I have the sound of a machine gun firing as my message ringer). Available from Mobile9.com http://gallery.mobile9.com/f/793202/
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12 June 2009
+61400609***@ 0939 -What you doin bro its damo
Me-@ 0940 - What you doing? This ain't who you think it is! I am a girl, not a Bro.
+61400609***@ 0941- Who is it
Me-@ 0944 - It doesn't matter who i am! I have no idea who you are...so my guess is that you have just sms'd the wrong number. It's okay it happens. But on the upside at least you know i am not rude and let you think your friend was ignoring you ;)
+61400609***@ 0950 – Yer thanx but how old r u
Me-@ 0952 – oh i am like OLD OLD. Like i could be your mummy old. Why? You after a cougar?
+61400609***@ 0954 - Nah Fuck that do you know aran?
Me-@ 0957 – Tall fella? About 21?
+61400609***@ 0959 – Nar small c**t about 15
Me-@ 0959 – And you shouldn't use swear words when you don't know who I am. I could be your Mum's friend :)
+61400609***@ 1000 – Nar you ant my mums frnd
Me-@ 1000 – Does Aran know that's what you call him? That's not very nice, you know!
Me-@1001 – Maybe i am you friends mum...
+61400609***@ 1002- Nar you talk shit
Me-@ 1004 – How do you know?
+61400609***@ 1004 - I just know what do you look like
+61400609***@ 1009 – whats your name
Me-@ 1009 – Did you type Arans number in or did you use the phone memory?
+61400609***@ 1010 – typ it in y
Me-@ 1011 – Where do you live? Are we even in the same state? And why aren't you at school?
+61400609***@ 1013 – got Friday off and i live in QLD
Me-@ 1014 – Really? I am in Qld too...maybe i am the mother of one of your friends!
+61400609***@ 1016 – yer whats yer name
Me-@ 1017 - ....Time will tell... Next time i see you i will give you a hint to let you know!
+61400609***@ 1018 – so you kno me
+61400609***@ 1045 – so do you know me?
+61400609***@ 1439 – oi who is this
+61400609***@ 1550 – hey why don u answer me whats ur name
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Hubby just sits there shakin' his head as I read out the sms's to and fro....laughing and giggling like an idiot.
"You bored babe?..... Man...You need a job....